Monday, June 9, 2014

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Everybody knows celibacy is better than plague. But Bill couldn't abstain if his very life depended on it. Now he's using Window Chicken, which is supposedly twice as effective as condoms, and five times more effective than masturbating into a garbage can. Also, he says, "It's better than when they stick a red hot wire up my pee hole." Score one more point for the Sexual Revolution, baby.

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